When is homework not homework?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
What comes with your car, but travels more than your car?
What is a kangaroo’s favorite year?
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
What treat is never on time?
Why did the toilet paper roll roll down the hill?