A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
What is the best way to keep your hat from falling off your head?
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
What is black and white and has wheels?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the patch to cover half the lake?
Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still.