What do you get when you mix lemons with gunpowder?
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
If you go to the movies and you are paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice or two friends to the movies at the same time?
Not my sister nor my brother but still the child of my mother and father. Who am I?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
If you drop me I’m sure to crack but give me a smile and i’ll always smile back. What am i?
What is brown and sticky?
They’re swimmers now, but later will make excellent hoppers. What are they?
Railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?