What day is today? By admin Tomorrow is neither wednesday nor thursday. Yesterday was not friday or saturday. Today is not thursday nor monday nor sunday. What day is today? AnswerFriday. A Lot More:Can you name three consecutive daysA girl was ten on her last birthdayTom and Joe didn’t pay for the food. Who didA man was found murdered on sunday morningWhat is always on its way but never arrives?Who has killed Mr Brown?